My two year old says some pretty cute things. My grandparents used to say: "Goodness gracious, St. Ignatius!" so my mom has taught it to my sons. But when the Bubba says it, it comes out (in his raspy two year old man child voice): "Goodness gwacious natious natious!"
We were in Target today and we got some Halloween candy. I asked, "What kind of candy do you like?" His reply, "In my mouth."
He is his mother's son.